BREAKING NEWS: totally real mermaid guys found somewhere of of someplace and for some reason its not on the news. totes rel tho.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
a new incarnation of a past memory! i miss.
as a sidenote, i don’t mind if you remove my commentary when it’s irrelevant, but please don’t repost my stuff!
i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too