a boyfriend: *makes fingering gesture as joke*
a girlfriend: are you sure i mean you know what time of the month it is for me
boyfriend: pfft like my hands haven’t been in blood before
girlfriend: ……are you sure
i mean are you really sure
because even i don’t like touching it or looking at it or anything ever
The Dragon on Mars ~ Astronaut meets dragon, dragon falls in love with astronaut, astronaut’s air runs out and has to leave, gives dragon rose. Things never work out.
I have always had a soft spot for villains like Magneto and Poison Ivy. You can sympathize with them. I wanted to do a picture about an instant where she realizes that her vision has betrayed her true self and there is no turning back.
BREAKING NEWS: totally real mermaid guys found somewhere of of someplace and for some reason its not on the news. totes rel tho.