a boyfriend: *makes fingering gesture as joke*

a girlfriend: are you sure i mean you know what time of the month it is for me

boyfriend: pfft like my hands haven’t been in blood before

girlfriend: ……are you sure

i mean are you really sure

because even i don’t like touching it or looking at it or anything ever

finals from 2D media last semester, we worked on mostly color theory stuff so i made little landscapes with cool colors.

david-comito-sleepy-head-images:

The Dragon on Mars ~ Astronaut meets dragon, dragon falls in love with astronaut, astronaut’s air runs out and has to leave, gives dragon rose. Things never work out.

david-comito-sleepy-head-images:

The Dragon on Mars ~ Astronaut meets dragon, dragon falls in love with astronaut, astronaut’s air runs out and has to leave, gives dragon rose. Things never work out.

david-comito-sleepy-head-images:


I have always had a soft spot for villains like Magneto and Poison Ivy. You can sympathize with them. I wanted to do a picture about an instant where she realizes that her vision has betrayed her true self and there is no turning back.


Prints available at http://society6.com/DavidComito/The-Trears-of-Poison_Print

david-comito-sleepy-head-images:

I have always had a soft spot for villains like Magneto and Poison Ivy. You can sympathize with them. I wanted to do a picture about an instant where she realizes that her vision has betrayed her true self and there is no turning back.
BREAKING NEWS: totally real mermaid guys found somewhere of of someplace and for some reason its not on the news. totes rel tho.

BREAKING NEWS: totally real mermaid guys found somewhere of of someplace and for some reason its not on the news. totes rel tho.

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

zoink

zoink

yumbles:

a new incarnation of a past memory! i miss.as a sidenote, i don’t mind if you remove my commentary when it’s irrelevant, but please don’t repost my stuff!

yumbles:

a new incarnation of a past memory! i miss.

as a sidenote, i don’t mind if you remove my commentary when it’s irrelevant, but please don’t repost my stuff!